An Ounce of Brains

A lawyer dies and is met at the Pearly Gates by St Peter. St Peter is surprised to see him and exclaims, “There’s been a mistake, you’re not due here for another 50 years!” The lawyer is distraught and asks what can be done. St Peter replies, “No problem, this happens all the time. Follow me.”

They walk through the gates into a room full of bins, and each bin contains different body parts. St Peter says, “You can choose whatever you like, but relative to the good you’ve done in life, you only get $500’s worth to play with.”

The lawyer decides to pick carefully and asks, “How much are the super strong legs?”

St Peter replies, “$10 each.”

The lawyer is overjoyed and takes two. He goes through all the body parts, gradually building the body of his dreams. When he comes to the brains bin, he asks St Peter, “How much are lawyers brains?”

“$5000 an ounce,” replies St Peter.

“$5000 an ounce!” exclaims the shocked lawyer. “Why so much?”

St Peter replies, “Do you know how many lawyers it takes to get an ounce of brains?”


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